Stuff I typed is in bold and italic. Rest was generated by various computers.
arussell@socrates:~$ telnet my-home-network 6881 Trying 999.999.999.999... Connected to my-home-network. Escape character is '^]'. SOMETHINGRANDOM This is not a rootkit or other backdoor, it's a BitTorrent client. Really. Why should you be worried, can't you read this reassuring message? Now just listen to this social engi, er, I mean, completely truthful statement, and go about your business. Your box is safe and completely impregnable, the marketing hype for your OS even says so. You can believe everything you read. Now move along, nothing to see here.Connection closed by foreign host.
I are amused.